If liberals ruled, kids would be taught in schools that:

• Everyone can become spiritual beings by tuning into Mother Earth.
• Civil unions are the norm these days and don’t restrict people from being sexually active with others like marriages did. Marriage was a barbaric way of life. People in Civil Unions can reach an enlightened state of mind.
• To help with lowering infectious diseases, the word marriage was stricken from verbal communication because it was found to be too offensive and caused same-gender couples to developed rashes.
• Civil Unions are no longer for only two people. Groups of people can live together under one house and qualify for welfare, insurance and hospitalization.
• Civil unions are not binding contracts, but are more of a promise that two or more people will stay together as long as they desire to.
• The word sexual intercourse is no longer used in verbal communication and has been replaced by body loving. Body loving is more attractive to hear and isn’t offensive or discriminating.
• The age of consent has been dropped. Body loving can be between two or more people of any age as long as they can verbally say they love the other person. If a person is caught body loving and cannot say they love the other person or persons, a fine or imprisonment will be ensuant.
• Men are head of households is a thing of the past, part of the barbarism practiced by people who thought they were civilized and loving. True love sees no differences. There are no takers and no givers! Everyone is equal. Everything is 50/50.
• The word children has been replaced by the word young adults because the word was found to be discriminatory and offensive.
• The word parents is no longer used in verbal communication and has been replaced with the word caretaker. Caretakers only responsibility is to provide food, housing and money for the young adults in their household.
• The words homosexual and heterosexual are no longer used verbally and have been replaced by love making.
• Can-U-Mex is used as the trilateral nation state after the three territory-nations created the Love Treaty. Only the letter “U” was used in the naming of the trilateral nation state because the word United offended too many Mexicans and Canadians from the power the word begat before the Enlightenment Period.
• After the trilateral union of Can-U-Mex, the Upper Court was created to replace the Supreme Court.
• All members of the Upper Court must be born from Can-U-Mex Indian-Asian-African-Hispanic-*Caupean backgrounds so that no one can be considered biased in their rulings.
• Further rules pending in the Upper Court and being added daily!

*Caupean replaces the word Caucasian after the court case in the Upper Court where a person of the female gender became ill after learning from her university that Caucasian and Asian are not related.

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